I remember watching a movie when I was about 8 years old
Sitting on the living room floor
It was a Saturday afternoon and it was one of those cheesy SCI-FI Films
It was called “The Blob”
This slimy blob just sort of oozed through the city assimilating anything in its path
It would eventually threaten to swallow up the whole town
If memory serves, a group of teenagers blew it up or burned it
Something like that
Got me thinking
It’s kind of like our Dictator
We have a dictator?
Donald Trump?
No it’s not the Donald
I almost said it was the media
But thats just a part of the Blob
It’s also the Internet, Facebook, T.V. Snapchat , Hollywood, Celebs
Celebs are the fucking worst. Like preachy evil droids
Basically anything that can burrow into your psyche
Collectively these things are The Blob
The Blob is our dictator
People are scared shitless of the Blob
Say the wrong thing
It doesn’t matter if you pledged allegiance to the Blob
You shouldn’t have worn that shirt
Blob has spoken
Just fucking try the Blob
No Mercy
It will swallow you into it’s mass until you are muck
Somebody better slow this thing down
Maybe a couple of greasers
Just like I saw on TV